Defending your country from foreign invaders is tough work. So at the end of the day, just to take the edge off, many soldiers turn to some kind of diversion. Often, these diversions are not healthy. Private Jason Visconti, however, has found a perfectly natural way to release the tension built up during the day defending the border: he whips out his massive dong and strokes it for a while until he jizzes all over himself.

There might be other days when this private would prefer to share the pleasure of his privates with another private. That’s a story for another time.